Dumb Daddy says, "I'll take some cute photos of Max hanging out in the hammock by himself!"

Mischievous Max says, "I'll roll over abruptly and twist around so I roll off the hammock and bump my head on the wood porch floor!"

Miraculously Magnanimous Mommy says, "thankfully Max is OK except for a bit of a goose egg, and Daddy's most certainly learned a valuable lesson about child care."

Dumb Daddy says, "Parents reading this, learn from my mistake. DO NOT DO THIS."


FWIW check out the photos anyway.

Bad idea.


Bad idea.


Bad idea.


Thump.